Posts Tagged ‘lawsuits’

This article brought to you by the letter i, which Apple does not own

Ahhh, Sesame Street. The place where children learn about things like numbers, and the alphabet, and how to deal with the mentally addled (cough ELMO cough). One of the things NOT taught by Sesame Street would be litigation…though that would make for a good spelling segment.

Apple recently tried to go after an Australian wholesaler for daring to use the name ‘DOPi’ for its line of laptop bags and cases. They wanted to force the company to rename the product, because DOPi is iPOD backwards, and clearly people would become confused and forget which was which, because apparently in Apple’s world we are all idiots barely clawing our way through life.

Which is which?! I'm so confused! Which is which?! I'm so confused!

Boy…now THAT truly is a pickle! I can’t tell them apart!

The funny part of this whole thing is that Apple argued that the name similarities might cause people to think the DOPi products are official Apple products. Why is that funny? That was the point of the name…the DOPi bags and cases are designed to be used…on Apple laptops.

This is far from the first time that Apple started slinging legal bucks around to try to slam down on any company including an i before their product name. This time, they failed. However, this does not look like a man who will be easily dissuaded from holding dominion over the galaxy…

Once we've captured Earth, prepare the rocket fleet for joint strikes against Venus and Mars...

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SecuROM : Examining ‘The Beast’

Mention its name on your average gaming or computer forum, and you’re likely to be greeted with a somewhat emotional response from most people. Let’s try it.

SecuROM.

Yep, that’s pretty much par for the course. It’s insidious, it’s evil, and it’s completely dead set against you. It’s out to ruin your day, ruin your fun, ruin your life.

It may sound like I’m just spewing hyperboles (always a fun game), but if you really believe that’s what I’m doing now, please perform the following experiment. Go to your favourite gaming or computer forum and make an innocent post asking what SecuROM is. Now, give it a day or two to percolate, brace yourself, and check back in to read the replies. And don’t be surprised if you see claims that SecuROM caused a user’s computer to spring to life and sexually assault their pet cat.

Is SecuROM perfect? No. There are legitimate compatibility errors for some people relating directly to the DRM. It has, in the past, used software blacklisting as part of its protection system. It installs itself along with a game, then stays behind long after that game has been removed from your hard drive. However, it also isn’t the demonic force or infection it is too often described as, either. So where does that perception come from?

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